So, the Hobbit. We finally got to go see the Hobbit.
You know that bit at the end, after Bilbo goes all Samwise Gamgee on the orc that’s trying to decapitate Thorin, and then Thorin’s all “You nearly got yourself killed. Did I not say you would be a burden? That you would not survive in the wild? And you had no place amongst us? COME HERE AND LET ME HUG YOU BECAUSE I WAS BEING AN ASSHOLE.”? I almost lost it like twice during that little speech, because it’s just like “Thorin. Thorin. Thorin. You pretty much nailed it. He stabbed that orc like thirty times and then apologized to its corpse. He’s gonna survive the wild in roughly the same state as that sheep that went rogue for a few years down in New Zealand.”
Like, “Raaaaaaaaaaaaa!” *stabbity stabbity stabbity stabbity stabbity* *stagger away, dazed* *mutter “Sorry!” under breath* “OH SHIT ALL THE REST OF THE WARGS!”
Fucking hobbits, man. Just never let them out of the Shire. They’re no good at adventures. There are all sorts of cut-scenes from the Lord of the Rings where it’s the four of them standing in front of a burning inn going “Sorry!” in stereo.
#it’s actually really important to my conception of thorin and bilbo’s characters and the relationship between them at that point #that they’re still not actualfax effectively communicating #Bilbo thinks Thorin’s apologizing for expecting him to be incompetent #Thorin’s totally not #Thorin still 100% thinks Bilbo is incompetent and expects him to continue to be so #what Thorin is apologizing for is for doubting Bilbo’s intentions and commitment #when Thorin says that all that matters to him is loyalty honor and willingness of heart he is… actually completely serious #be as fucking incompetent as you damn well please so long as you’re giving it your all he’ll accept you (via)
Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons
brontidalwave replied to your post “i’ve been playing around on the lotr dollmaker again, so MORE DWARF…”
:3333CHINHANDS these are all so gr8 also i am in love with all them tattoos on the ironfists
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