no but really there is almost no canon information on the women of the order of the phoenix, so a person could do anything they wanted with them
and yet half of fandom chooses them to make them all boring twenty year old gryffindors in love with the marauders
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the other day, i was reading a fic that had sirius/emmeline as a ship, and i remembered that someone i followed used to ship them, and i felt like it might have been you? was it you? it probably wasn't you.
oh no, you’ve found me out
it might have been? at one point sirius/emm was my main first order ship, but that was quite a while ago. like, old blog a long time ago. so yeah, maybe?
(also, even tho it’s not a main ship anymore, i still have an intense and ridiculous soft spot for sirius/emmeline. not as, like, a be-all-end-all love for the ages thing, but as a thing, mostly antagonistic and never particularly romantic. i sometimes pretend that it isn’t part of my headcanon because i think sirius!shipping is hideously overdone, but actually i love it. i am ashamed)
okay no but you can’t tell me that wizards would have absolutely nO IDEA about muggle stuff (except for maybe pureblood extremists but y’know)
but i mean like, muggleborns interacting with their classmates like ‘oh my god did you hear about the new thing that just came out it’s callED A TELEVISION AND YOU CAN WATCH PICTURES ON IT’ and then a pureblood overhears like ‘oh like this?’ and holds out a photo but the muggleborn shakes her head excitedly and whispers ‘no better' and then the next summer holidays they invite their pureblood friends over to watch and they're so amazed they go home and insist to their parents they buy one for themselves
muggleborns and halfbloods bringing their mobile phones to school just in case but alas the rumours are true and the dumb magical field is messing with the electronics but their friends catch them tossing their phone on their bed in annoyance and get curious, and when they explain what it is, their friends wonder why they bother with owls.
and like yeah, brooms are great but, damn they get uncomfortable and cold during winter, and car seats are so soft and there’s heating … and floo powder and apparition may be efficient but once you’ve gotten out at the wrong grate you’re probably hesitant to try it again, and yo, splinching anyone?
basically what i’m trying to say is that as great as magic is, i can’t see how muggleborns would completely throw away their culture to adopt the magical world - especially if it’s so racist and prejudiced against them (i doubt a muggleborn would have stuck around in the wizarding world after being bullied extensively through school, but that’s a different post). the two would blend - especially when muggleborns/muggles get together with purebloods - and i really can’t see how most witches and wizards would remain ignorant (unless there’s some sort of an inherent, universal consciousness of magical superiority, no matter how ‘accepting’ of muggles and muggleborns you are). i’m fairly sure arthur weasley would not have been as odd as the books made him out to be.
Hermione must have had a crazy good time when she went back to Hogwarts to do her final year, all that library time without having to worry about Harry’s imminent death or whether him and Ron were going to fail every single subject they were taking, like it must have been pretty fucking blissful
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
BACK IN MY DAY WE BACKED UP OUR FANFICTIONS ON FLOPPY DISKS AND HAD TO WAIT FOR DIAL UP TO CONNECT AND PRAY NO ONE CALLED THE LANDLINE WHILE WE WERE CONNECTING AND HOPE ANIMESPIRAL HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO EXIST BECAUSE YOU HADN’T FINISHED THAT FANFIC YET AND YOU KIDS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND
SMUT BEING CALLED LEMONS
BACK IN OUR DAY, WE DIDN’T HAVE SHIPS, OR SHIP NAMES.
WE HAD COUPLES. AND THEIR NAMES WERE JOINED BY AN x.
SLASH COUPLES WERE JOINED BY A / AND HET COUPLES WERE JOINED BY AN x
AND “DON’T LIKE DON’T READ”
AND COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE GAY
DON’T LIKE DON’T READ
NO FLAMES PLEASE
I WILL ONLY UPDATE IF I GET TEN REVIEWS
AUTHORS HAVING ARGUMENTS WITH CHARACTERS BEFORE EACH CHAPTER
THE AUTHORS WERE ALL SELF-DESCRIBED KITSUNE! WE NEEDED EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT WE HAD TAILS
ALL OF THIS.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE THINGS ON QUIZILLA?
Dear God, this is like being on Back to the Future.